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I started contributing to Alteye in 2006, when both it and I were still young, wearing adult diapers.
I hope you enjoy our disturbing yet entertaining content.
Full Name: Phil Smulian
Alteye Rank: contributor
Posts by Phil
Wrought Iron 2 - Return of the Wookies
This event happened about eight years ago. We found this review in our archives. We didnít publish at the time because, well, we forgot. So for those who remember this night, enjoy the nostalgia!
Posted: 2014-02-16 - 15:23:59
Metal 4 Africa Winterfest 2011
If you read through this entire article, you will in fact be rewarded with some hot tit photography...
Posted: 2011-10-16 - 09:18:07
Rock the River New Years Eve 2010
Well, not having attended last yearís Rock The River 2009 New Years Eve Festival at the Breede River, we had few expectations of the 2010 sequel at the Berg River.
Posted: 2011-01-07 - 15:36:35
The Onion dot Com
Phil wastes time at work browsing The Onion - here are his thoughts.
Posted: 2007-10-16 - 15:06:06
Metal 4 Africa - Klein Libertas Theatre
A gonzo account of a debauched haze of suedo hatred and lust.
Posted: 2007-10-16 - 01:11:04
Rock the Bay (2005)
An excursion by Phil and crew, with real celebrities aní all!
Posted: 2006-03-15 - 21:25:26