Stop telling your friends to watch Zeitgeist and What the Bleep Do We Know.

I love you guys, but seriously, fuck you.

I stayed there. I even left late.

I remember. Probably even better than Dorothy.

We got invited to a press conference. These guys were there.

Sex dolls as flotation devices. Also, some bands.

We like tattoos and people that have ’em! Do you?

So on October 31, this past Halloween Sunday, Cape Town became infested with zombies. Well, cooler than that - people who had all pre-agreed and promised on the Internet to DRESS UP and PRETEND to be zombies and mingle in public. And stay in character.

The Wild Eyes get down to some important questions about Zoo Biscuits

We chat to the Queen Alien birthmother of the Horrorfest. Not that Paul is a queen. Or a mother.

I’ve arrived at the Darling Wine estate with my friend Megan, and it’s both of our first times

A quasi-informative, largely unhinged spiel about psychobilly, angry ramblin’s, and a review of Them Tornadoes.

When good things happen to quiet people and why you should be excited

Finally allowed inside the adult video store.

What happens when you mix Crackle Pops and Coke?

Between buyin’ beers and judging others, we take some time to review Odian and Marching Dead rock out with their proverbial farm animals out at Eye of Horus.