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I have bashed skins for several cool bands, and constantly have reaccuring nightmares about Steven Hawkings.
Full Name: Aynsley Van Der Merwe
Alteye Rank: contributor
Posts by Ainz
80’s for the hell of it
Dorothy & Toto go 80’s for the hell of it, and other adventures.
Posted: 2009-08-21 - 13:04:27
Mind Assault DVD Review - F*# voort en Suip baie
Imagine a kaalkop slapping the naked ass of a “flapping” flashing sexually disturbed metal-head whilst an un-expecting of the circumstances around him beer bonging drunkard is trying to swallow. Not an unusual scene from the boys of Mind Assault and friends.
Posted: 2007-10-16 - 21:24:21
Strange occurances are reported to have uh ... well occured. Ainz reports.
Posted: 2006-03-15 - 21:54:13
“A game that should be enjoyed by all ” - Michael Cane, PROFFESSOR OF TITOLOGY
Posted: 2006-03-15 - 11:08:58
Mind Assault: Social Engineering
Until now I have only ever seen Mind Assault as a live band, never been able to compare their gigs to studio work, and have never been disappointed...
Posted: 2005-11-07 - 14:33:21
MITSOO - WHO?
Due to my ever growing intrigue towards babes and machinery, I quickly signed myself and photographer Ainz up for a night of canned black labels and something poles apart.
Posted: 2005-11-07 - 03:14:51
The Diary of Ayns: Worcester Bus 1
A diary of a man who felt the twisted terror of the first Mind Assault bus...
Posted: 2005-08-15 - 00:12:11