Superheroes can suck my cock!

Posted 2005-09-15 @ 08:08:08 In articles > reviews

When will the madness stop?! I thought that Catwoman would have made the rest of Hollywood a little bit more cautious when it comes to superhero movies. It seems that every week there is a new superhero movie showing. Soon there will be no more good superheroes left and will get the lesser known heroes like Cattleman and Cleaning Lady! Oh the pain...

superheroesWhat is more infuriating is that most of the superhero movies that are being made are actually good. "Then what’s the problem?" I hear some moron asking. I’ll tell you. Good directors are being wasted on a genre that will more than likely typecast them as action movie directors and we will lose out on movies that really matter. Bryan singer made The Usual Suspects , Apt Pupil and then X-Men and now he’s making Superman Returns . Sam Raimi made the Evil Dead series and now he making Spiderman movies. Christopher Nolan made movies like Memento and now he makes Batman Begins. All of these are good movies but isn’t the genre getting a little over-crowded?

I blame it on stupid Americans! Besides the fact that it is Hollywood making these movies it is also thanks to a little known event named after a some date when something random happened that no one remembers...except fucking AMERICANS!!!! This need to be saved is being channeled into movies that are then distributed around the world. Are there any superheroes that aren’t American? And I’m not talking about Americans that are putting on their fake little accents either (I’m talking about you Halle Berry !). Either America is the safest place to be because of all the superheroes or it is the most dangerous place because of all the super villains. Maybe the rest of the world doesn’t need superheroes because we don’t fund any megalomaniac scientists.

Anyway, my rant is nearly over. Supposed as long as the superhero movies being made are more Batman Begins and less Cuntwoman then I’ll be satisfied.


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