Leader of the Free World’s website of the week*
Greetings citizens of the world! I should apologise for not writing sooner, but that’s not my style, so I won’t.
I sure have been a busy boy lately keeping track of all the attention I’ve been getting on the inninet lately. Wow am I ever popular! Here are just a few of my favourites.
Bush hates black people:
Now I don’t want any of you getting the wrong idea about me, I know what a lot of people are saying and I would like to state categorically that I DO NOT HATE BLACK PEOPLE!
It’s true my homies, I’m down - you dig? Fashizzle
And as for the gays, well I can’t really hate them ’cos well, you see.
*or however often he feels like it.